Who Dey (?)

I watched enough of the Bengals/Steelers game on my monitor at Great American Ball Park to know that Cincinnati's 28-20 victory did actually occur.

Now that I've had a chance to comb over the statistics, I'm beginning to doubt that reality.

Let me sort this through:

Chad Johnson had one catch for 11 yards.

Willie Parker had 133 rushing yards to Rudi Johnson's 47.

Carson Palmer threw two interceptions and was sacked six times.

The Steelers had 365 total yards and 27 first downs. The Bengals had 246 and 15.

And, the Bengals won?

Bottom line:

The Steelers had five turnovers. The Bengals take advantage of other team's mistakes as well as any team in the NFL, and they did so today.